So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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