I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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