just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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