You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
you never un-have a 4some
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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