I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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