he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I deserve this hangover.
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