how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up under a house in Key West
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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