Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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