Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She bit a glass in half.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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