What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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