I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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