Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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