Me too!
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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