summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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