Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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