this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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