Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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