i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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