The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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