But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
