I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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