I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
