is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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