Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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