I cut my penus on the lid.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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