with your own penis?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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