I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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