guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
