ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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