Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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