If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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