Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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