She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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