Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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