508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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