So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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