Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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