i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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