Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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