scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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