I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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