If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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