my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
