dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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