How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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