What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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