there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am available for nakedness
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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