i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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