We need to rekindle our bromance
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
send nudes
from the living room?
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