butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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