it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Let's get the cat blown out
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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