Just fell off a train. Bad.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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