THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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