Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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