so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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