Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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