Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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